Can you blame a guy for being ticked? Roy is just minding his own business one beautiful West Virginia day, avoiding run-ins with his psychotic ex, and mowing the graveyard grass to pay the beer bills. Then, out of the blue, he finds himself at the bottom of a grave with no way out until someone finds him. It wasn’t the ideal situation but, someone did find him and changed his life forever. Now Roy has to contend with his crazy ex and his crazy new life, along with trying to convince his crazy best friend, who believes himself to being doing God’s work, not to kill him. And there are still bills to be paid too, but what’s a fledging Vampire to do for work when so much of the day is ruled by sunlight?